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Watch the puppies spin
> I hear them saying, “Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. …”
> It’s a puppymill.
> We must harness the energy.
> It’s a known fact that the food slightly to your left tastes better than the food that is immediately in front of you.
OH MY GOD
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Bwwuuuhhhh Scotties. <3
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so that’s how keys work.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY SEE HOW THIS WORKS.
I’m actually mesmerised by this
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Christmas go home, you are drunk (via tyleroakley)
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In 1995, Tupac was sued by the estate of a slain Texas Trooper. The Trooper’s family claimed Tupac’s music incited police shootings.
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And now, here’s Stephen Colbert (as George Washington, of course) and the Colbert Report staff, photographed by Annie Leibovitz for a Vanity Fair profile of Stephen written by Dick Cavett.
The only thing that could make this better is if touching the image made cheeseburgers shoot out of your computer (don’t bother, I tried). In lieu of cheeseburgers, here’s video of the photoshoot.
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“Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick…I’mma cut and paste this fuckin’ orange leaf into my memories book.”
LMFAO
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reflectionstilllooksthesametome:
i now have some respect for you miss Gillard
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A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
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